Just for fun!
Some Local Treasures to Explore:
- Apple Blossom Books
- Ardy & Ed's
- Atomickatz Vintage
- Bangkok Thai Cuisine
- Bubolz Nature Preserve
- Camera Casino
- Carmel Crisp
- Crescent Moon Antiques & Salvage
- Cy's Asian Bistro
- The Exclusive Company for new releases, DVDs, and more
- Fall Color Report
- Fine Consign
- Fond du Lac Theatre
- The Grand Opera House
- House of Heroes
- LouLou Boutique
- Marcus Theatre
- Morgan House
- Nutrition Discount Store
- Oaks Candy
- Oshkosh Chamber of Commerce
- Oshkosh Gallery Walk (First Saturdays)
- Oshkosh News
- Oshkosh Shoppe
- Outlet Mall
- Paper Tiger Books and Magazines
- Pilora's Cafe
- Polito's
- Red Radish
- The Roxy
- Sangria's Mexican Grill
- Schettle Sales
- Schreiner's
- The Scene
- Soiree Urban Gifts
- The Vintage
- White House Inn
- Wisconsin Historical Society
Adam BellCorelli, UHP Associate Advisor, Wonders....
- If you were going to hold a dinner party for five deities, which deities would you invite, and what kind of pasta would you serve?
- Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
- If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
- Can you cry under water?
- Since bread is square, then why is most sandwich meat round?
- Why do we choose from just two people for President and 50 for Miss America?
- Do cows have calf muscles?
- If “all the world’s a stage,” where is the audience sitting?
- If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?
- If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
- Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?
- How do they get deer to cross at those yellow road signs?
- Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- Does anybody ever vanish with a trace?
- How can "quite a lot" and "quite a few" mean the same thing?
- What do people in China call their good plates?
- Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
- Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
- When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
- How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
- How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn't have anything to jot it down on?
- Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
- Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
- Why don't they call moustaches "mouthbrows"?
- When they ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
- If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?
- If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
- Is there another word for "synonym"?
- What do little birdies see when they get knocked on their head?
- If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
- Why do they report power outages on TV?
- When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
- Do police sketch artists start out by drawing chalk outlines?
- Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
- Can you imagine a world without hypothetical situations?
- How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow there?
- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
- Why is it called "after dark," when it is really "after light"?
- Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
- How come only our fingers and toes prune in the shower but nothing else does?
- If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?
- If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
- If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
- Mulberry bush aside, would a monkey really chase a weasel?
- If humans evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
- How young can you die of old age?
- Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
- Will your answer to this question be no?
- If swimming is such good exercise, how come whales are so fat?
- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
- Why do they make ballerinas stand on their toes? Can't they just get taller women?
Funny Newspaper Headlines
"Milk drinkers are turning to powder"
"Farmer bill dies in house"
"Iraqi head seeks arms"
"Eye Drops Off Shelf"
"Squad helps dog bite victim"
"Dealers will hear car talk at noon"
"Enraged cow injures farmer with ax"
"Miners refuse to work after death"
"Two Soviet ships collide - one dies"
"Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter"
"Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy"
"If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while"
"Cold wave linked to temperatures"
"Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say"
"Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation"
"British Left Waffles on Falkan Islands"
